mkeys

Status:
Joined: September 28, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 222110
Location: On tour with One Direction.
Hey there beautiful(:
You're perfect and don't let anyone tell you otherwise <3
Well, my name's Kelly, livin' in the good 'ol US of A.
I'm a little majorly obsessed with One Direction....don't ask me to choose a favorite, that's like asking a parent to choose a favorite child!(:
Umm...I do gymnastics and track--hurdles baby!
And I can play the piano and flute.
I loovveee singing, although I don't think I'm that great...but then again, no one ever does :D
My life plan is to become a famous singer, then get in the olympics (either for gymnastics or hurdles), marry/become best friends with One Direction and Ed Sheeran, spend my free time (if I have any) making my fans' dreams come true by following them on twitter, tweeting them, and showing up at one of their houses randomly and performing a concert for them in their town (and making my good friends 1D and Ed perform with me), and basically have the best life EVER.
My favorite color's purple and starbursts are amazing.
That is all.
Goodbye child <3

Oh yeah, and I have some cats. Great practice for when I'm old and living with 62 of 'em :D

mkeys's Favorite Quotes



Guy: *pants sag*
People: swag yo

Me: *bra strap shows*
People: MAY THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPEL YOU


15 0 CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
funny

 

imagine if miley cyrus just out of nowhere
rips off her blonde hair becuase it was a wig and shout "TRICKED YA!" and then do the hoedown throwdown on live tv.

 

 

23 0 incompetent* incompetent*
funny

New Olympic sport:
The contestants must sit on their legs until they fall asleep and then
run down a flight of stairs
109 2 *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
funny

when youre wearin a cute outfit in winter and someone is like “aren’t you COLD” excuse me you are weak and your crops will never last the winter with that attitude
112 0 happiest* happiest*
funny
let me tell you this:
if you meet a loner, no matter what they tell you,
it is not because they enjoy solitude.
It's because they have tried to blend into
the world before,
and people continue to dissappoint them.

jodi piccoult
63 2 AwkwardlyAnna AwkwardlyAnna
true
I wish I lived in the 20's so I could wear
hats, smoke cigarettes and say stuff like
"Hey big cheese, this giggle water is
the cats meow."
 
45 1 iLL-Legal Alien👽* iLL-Legal Alien👽*
funny
I can't wait until the day
I can finally walk away
AND NEVER LOOK BACK.  
33 3 SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
asdfghjkl
" Think of your shivers as excitement rather than fear. Cover the anxiety on your face with a smile. Doesn’t matter if you’re weak. If you struggle hard enough, you can make a miracle happen. "
44 0 Ethanol Ethanol
inspirational



How to avoid getting in trouble after sneaking out
You: *enter the house*
Parent: Where did you go? 
You: Where did you come from Cotton Eyed Joe? 
You: *continue to dance around your parent until you reach your bedroom*



84 0 CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
funny


Me on my wedding day:
You still like me right?

45 0 RubiLouise RubiLouise
yeah