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Hey Wittains, I need your help.

I had this really awesome idea (and I encourage you to try it). I'm going to put 365 inspirational quotes on post-it notes and put them in a jar. Starting January 1st, I am going to pick one out every morning, and it will be a nice little thing to get me going and put me in a good mood the whole day. But where do I get 365 inspirational quotes? Thats where you guys come in. I need you all to comment your favorite quote that you made up, one that inspires you, or one that just makes you smile all day. It will be a fun thing and every day I will post the quote that I picked out of the jar that day onto witty (and I will credit you and/or the author of the quote). So please comment your favorite quote below!
What if the reason why the creators of Monsters Inc. waited 12 years to make Monsters University was because the kids who watched Monsters inc. of 5, 6, 7, and 8 are now 17, 18, 19, and 20 are off to college? The same thing happened with Toy Story 3 and how Andy was giving up his toys and childhood to go off to college? What if they wanted to say goodbuy to the children who loved their movies properly?
Words of wisdom #1:
There are plenty of ways to enter a pool.
The stairs is not one of them.
I don't know what to choose:
Kiss You by 1D
Kiss Me by Ed Sheeran

That awkward moment

when someone says that mermaids don't exist

and you're sitting right next to them.

I've decided to write my dreams down every night.

Fav. if you would read my craziness on witty if I posted them.


Every time I try to make a chemistry joke,
 there's no reaction.


Person: Oh my gosh! Did you hear? Josh just got knifed!!!
Me: Thats forked up.
John Travolta:
My cat:
Too spoon?


Haikus are easy

But sometimes they don't make sense


A Man lost his son Caleb 6 years ago,
So he tried again and had another son. His current son is now four years old.
The other night, the son had a dream. He told his father the next morning. He said, "Daddy, an angel named Caleb came to me in my dream and told me that he was watching over me and that he said everything is okay.

Remember: Never lose hope. You will always have a guardian angel to watch over you.