mynamemypass

Status: happy even when im sad :))
Joined: January 21, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 266162
Location: flying as high as i can
Gender: F

mynamemypass's Favorite Quotes



Do I have to scream
              FOR YOU TO HEAR ME?
 


Depression is like a war;
YOU EITHER WIN
          or die trying.

So I was babysitting this girl and we were watching TV and the satellite
sort of cut out because it was raining really hard so I just said, "Thunder God, if you give us our satellite, I'll give you ice cream." A second later the thunder clapped again and our TV came back on. The girl was forcing me to hold up my end of the bargain, so guess who had to make ice cream for the thunder God?


I feel like fat people
are funnier than skinny people.

 

okay my 10 year old self was pretty sure that boys would be kissing me by now



I KIND OF RUIN THE PURPOSE OF A MESSY BUN
BY SPENDING LIKE 30 MINUTES ATTEMPTING TO MAKE IT LOOK PERFECT


 
 

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art sweaty and disgusting and please go away.
Nicknames are always ten times funnier
when people don't know they have them.
Being the unattractive friend is not easy.
I don't think we get enough credit.

Blood On The Dancefloor blocked me on twitter!