our inside jokes, too many to
name. when we're a
p a
r t , it's never the same. when we're together, it's nothing but
fun. replacing my girls, just can't be done.
She was living up to the expectation of
never letting
anything get
to her, but something's wrong with that smile
today.
congratulations, kid. you got to her.
Today, I was
walking on the beach when I saw two groups of seagulls standing
around.
One group was primarily black seagulls, the other mainly
white.
Then I noticed a white
seagull in the black group and a black seagull in the white
group.
I was glad they were working towards racial integration. m
y l i f e
i
s a v e r a g e.
girl can't you
see? you
dated for a day, your not meant to be.
now he's with your b e s t f r i e n d.
you drool over him everyday, and
all he does is smirk at you.
open your eyes girl, he's just not that into you.
girl can't you
see? you
dated for a day, your not meant to be.
now he's with your b e s t f r i e n d.
you drool over him everyday, and
all he does is smirk at you.
open your eyes girl, he's just not that into you.
Today, I
bought orange flavored gatorade mix from the store.
I made some in a glass and it was yellow and tasted
terrible.
After about 5
glasses, I looked at the label and saw that it was actually
lemon-lime.
It tastes fine now. m
y l i f e
i
s a v e r a g e.