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LIFESAVERS~ in the classroom ~

The children began to identify the flavors by their colors.
Red - Cherry
Yellow - Lemon
Green - Lime
Orange - Orange

So, the teacher gave them all honeylifesavers. None of the children knew the flavor.
The teacher decided to give them a hint.
“It’s what your mother might call your father.”
One little girl looked up in horror.
Spit out her lifesaver and yelled

This quote does not exist.

Teacher:Where's your homework?
Me: Why are you so obsessed with me?

I want to be Witty famous so fricken bad,
Have all the followers I never had.
And every time I close my eyes,
I see my face on "People You Might Like"
A different top quote every ni-i-ight.
I swear, y'all better prepare,
For when I'm Witty famous!
50 degrees in the fall: Man, where's my jacket?

50 degrees in the spring: F/ck yeah, it's finally warm again!

50 degrees in Florida: Oh god, I think I'm gonna get frostbite. Where the f/ck did I put my parka? Jesus Christ, we're all gonna die a cold, icy death.
After Tuesday, even the calendar goes

My Dad said if I keep typing really loudly he's going to smash my face into the keyagfkbg43gaf56
Person: You're really pretty
Me: Are you making fun of me?
in french,
you don't really say "I miss you."
You say, "tu me manques"
which literally means,
"you are missing from me"...
Katniss: Wake up in the morning feeling like a tribute

Gale: Hey, what up girl?

Katniss: Grab my arrows, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit the woods

Gale: Let's go!

Haymitch: Before we leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack

Katniss: 'Cause when I leave for the Capitol, I ain't coming back

The Prep Team: I'm talking pedicure on her toes, toes

Cinna: Trying on all my clothes, clothes

Rebels: Snow blowing up our homes, homes

Johanna: Dress dropping, I hate being a tree

Johanna: Showing up some breasts to Katniss

Katniss: This is all making me a little bit tipsy

Plutarch Heavensbee: Don't stop, make it pop

The Victors: We'll blow the arena up

Katniss: Tonight I'mma fight

Peeta: 'Til we see the sun light

Wiress: TICK TOCK, this is clock!

The Victors: But the canons don't stop, no

Snow: oh oh oh, uh oh, oh oh uh oh