smarterthanthou
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Joined: November 25, 2010
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: October 10
user id: 135981
Location: San Diego, CA, baby!
Gender: F
Joined: November 25, 2010
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: October 10
user id: 135981
Location: San Diego, CA, baby!
Gender: F
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H a k u n a M a t a t a
It means no
worries, for the rest of your days.
nmf
when your friend gives you a cookie:
Aw, thanks!
When your best friend gives you a cookie:
What did you do to
it?
nmf
nmf
what if Oprah was your mom:
me: hi mom good morning
Oprah: hi sweety I made you breakfast!
me: oh thanks mom where is i--
Oprah: LOOK UNDER YOUR CHAIR!!!!!!!
“Don’t eat raw
cookie dough” is the food equivalent to “Please read
the Terms and
Conditions.”
You've got something on your butt ...... my
eyes
what if you hit your alarm clock one morning and it hits
you back
You're douchier than a douche bag
You're a douche satchel
nmf
You're a douche satchel
nmf
Before shaving my legs: i don’t want to no
they’re not that prickly ITS FINE I’LL JUST WEAR SWEAT
PANTS FOREVER NOBODY WILL TOUCH MY LEGS ANYWAY
After shaving my legs: praise jesus i am such a sexual creature everyone should be stroking my legs why didn’t i do this earlier
After shaving my legs: praise jesus i am such a sexual creature everyone should be stroking my legs why didn’t i do this earlier
Sister: Do you know how many calories are in
that?
Me: Do you know how many f*cks I give?
Me: Do you know how many f*cks I give?