soccertrack

Status: Summer is almost here!!!!!!!!!
Joined: June 6, 2012
Last Seen: 6 years
Birthday: July 15
user id: 306315
Location: camp half blood :)
Gender: F
Hello my wonderful wittians. No one will probably read this but im going to write one anywyas. Well as you can see i absolutly love soccer and track. I also love to sing, but i suck and am really obnoxious when i sing so yeah if you like that lets go on a long car ride:)   If you like my quotes, follow me. If you're going to be rude...BYE LEAVE.  I love to talk so if you want advice or just someone to talk to I'm here:) 
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soccertrack's Favorite Quotes

When you go through someone's quotes and literally favourite all of them ...
 
 

clothes should not be considered on sale if they’re still more than $20


 


do you ever just get so mad that you mentally insult every single thing that people do around you

like

"hey i finished this question"

good for you little fùcking brat like wow didn't anyone teach you not to boast

When Einstein was traveling to lecture in Spain,
He questioned a conductor again and again:
“It may be a while,”
He asked with a smile,
“But when does Madrid reach this train?”
Me: dont cry dont cry dont cry
Mind: dont cry dont cry dont cry 
Eyes: lol lets go niagara falls on this b*tch
there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair
You promised.
You lied.

Reasons I don't like Justin Bieber

1) He said that r
.ape happens for a reason

2) At Anne Frank's house, he wrote in the guestbook that he hoped "she would have been a Belieber"

3) When asked to try being vegan, he spit out the vegan steak that was specially ordered for him

4) He makes his fans pay tons of money to see him live, even though he could afford having the tickets be $50 instead of $100 dollars for mezzanine seats

5) Once, he went to a childrens hospital in England and made them clear the area so he wouldn't have to wait near the sick children. He spent about 5 minutes with the children while the cameras were around and then left as soon as they wre gone.

6) He peed in a restaurant kitchen

7) Once, he faked a really bad asthma attack and the paramedics were called. He then proceeded to laugh is a
.ss off when they came through the door. His people talked the paramedics into not saying anything because, apparently, you can go to jail for that.

8) He wanted to go to a mall, once, and when the car came he sent it back because he didn't like the color. He then spent only 5 minutes at the mall before leaving and saying it was the sh ittiest mall he'd ever been to.

9) He didn't show up to one of his concerts until half way through the scheduled time

10) He's quoted to having screamed, "F
.uck Bill Clinton" to cameras

11) He attacked a paparazzi, who is suing.

12) When he went to Vermont, he was kicked out of every business he went to (IHOP, Hannaford, Walmart, etc.)

13) At a movie theater, he threw a huge temper tantrum when he was told that he couldn't bring his Subway sandwich into the movie, since it was against the rules. He made a mess in the theater and was carried out by one of his bodyguard, kicking and screaming.

14) Once, he randomly showed up to Disney unannounced and demanded that the entire Yachtsman Steakhouse be cleared- reservations cancelled and all- so that he could eat there. The staff had to call every single one of the guests to tell them that their reservations they had been planning for months were cancelled and wasn’t allowed to give them an explanation. Disney also decided that it wasn’t fair to their guests and gave them free dinner at another restaurant, which obviously lost them a lot of money and business for that night.

15) He spit on his fans

I don't dislike him because of his voice or his music. I dislike him because he is a terrible human being.




my level of sarcasm has gotten to
a point where i don't even know if i'm joking or not



 




*slides ten dollars to the government*
please cancel school