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why do i still
HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL?
i THOUGHT SLAVERY WAS ABOLISHED 

At 10 o clock at night

An ice cream truck came down our street 

Answers the phone

*walks fifty laps around the house while talking*

me: let's start this homework...

*four hours later*

me: let's start this homework..

I N S T E A D  O F   K I L L I N G   Y O U R S E L F

wait until

a year or 2 from now

where you say,

"Wow,

I can't believe I was going to kill myself before I

went skinny dipping,

tried out for a game show,

rode a camel drunk,

skydived alone,

learned to waltz with clumsy old people,

photographed electric jelly fish,

built a sail boat from trash,

taught someone how to read,

fell in love,

etc, etc, etc.."

The red washing

down the drain

can't change the colour of the sea

at all.

The most effective way to torture young people is to make them watch old people use a computer.