wittyfan

Status: Once I get you, I don't plan on losing you.
Joined: January 25, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: April 23
user id: 267645
Location: Look behind you . . . . .
Gender: F

   
  Kik/Snapchat?--Ask me// I enjoy making people smilee! // Don't really like drama :P// I follow back //  Don't judge people on their pasts cause' people make mistakes and happens// I'll help you with anything, just reach out to me<3//



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wittyfan's Favorite Quotes

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Parents notice your fake friends before you do.


person: i like your name
me: thanks. i got it for my birthday.


teacher: "you kids need to stand in the sun and get some vitamin D in you!"

eoghan: *shrieks and runs towards a distant patch of sunlight* "I WANT THE D!"

teacher: "what's he doing?"

me: "...he's chasin' down the D, ma'am"

eoghan: "SWEET JESUS THAT D IS AMAZING!"
eoghan: "I LOVE THE FEELING OF D ON MY FACE"

teacher: "what."

eoghan: *shrieks again and runs inside* "TOO MUCH D, TOO MUCH D!"


 


 


I find it really funny how parents think that
the internet is full of middle aged men that are obsessed with teenage girls when really it's the other way around.










do you ever
get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why
 





 
 

 
f o r m a t  j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!




 


maybe this year i'll find a boyfriend *audience laughs in the background*




 


When ever I use hand sanitizer I always use 
two squirts

so it kills 199.8% of germs instead of just 99.9%

You are a freaking white girl who lives in the suburbs. If I see you post a picture on Instagram of you and your fellow white girl friends with the caption "I miss my n.ggs" or "my n.ggers" or "with the n.gg" or "look at this n.gger" or anything like that, I will slap the fake tan off of you.

Not having a thigh gap saved my phone from falling in the toilet.