xHello

Status: In the land of Gods and Monsters I was an angel, looking to get fucked hard.
Joined: April 12, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: October 21
user id: 165050
Location: Minnesota
Gender: F
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Noah wrote Allie 365 letters so I think you're capable of answering my text message..












 

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                           *drake & josh*

                           Josh: Hey I just met you
                           Josh: And this is crazy
                           Josh: But my dad married your mom
                           Josh: SO HUG ME BROTHHA!









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                               1 month ago = People who like One Direction VS People who don't like One Direction
                                Now = People who like Nutella VS People who don't like Nutella.
                       
                             













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                              My Mom: Tell everyone that dinner is ready.
                              Me: DINNER'S READY!!!!!!!!!!!!
                              My Mom:  -___-










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                   Waiter: Don't touch the dish, it's very hot.
                   Me:
                   Me:
                   Me:
                   Me:
                   Me: *touches dish to see how hot it is*
                   Me: Owwwwwwwwwwww!!!! *&%@#$&












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                            Parent: Wear a jacket over your halloween costume
                            Child: .....













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                  *at a restaurant*
                   My Dad: No texting at the table!
                   Me: Kay, bye. I'm going to the bathroom.

                  *goes there & texts*













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                                           My Grandma: I put $2,000 aside for your wedding someday.
                                           Me: Awww! Thank you so much grandma! 
                                           My Dad: What if she's forever alone?
                                           Me: I hate you










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Mom, my friends don't care if my room is messy. They just care if we have food.
weheartit.com












 

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               I have five fingers for a reason
               My pinky, for my best friend and the promises i'll never break
               My ring finger, for that special boy, when the time is right
               My middle finger for that biitch that pushes me too far
               My pointer finger, to pick out my dearest family members
               My thumb, to show the rest of the world i'm going to be okay










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