xHello

Status: In the land of Gods and Monsters I was an angel, looking to get fucked hard.
Joined: April 12, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: October 21
user id: 165050
Location: Minnesota
Gender: F
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i'm going to see miley fucking cyrus.

xHello's Favorite Quotes





nicki minaj reminds me of that Sims
character we've all made at 3 am out of boredom




 
A book is like a garden in the pocket.
at 10:48pm February 24, 2013
Steve, have you noticed there are a lot of people leaving Witty, why are they all leaving? :'(
 
 
Steve at 8:12am February 25, 2013
In the old days, Witty Profiles was full of what it was supposed to be full of: witty quotes. Today it is full of journal-like posts from people whining about how horrible their lives are and that they want to "cut" and kill themselves. Who wants to read that? Not me. I don't blame a lot of the people who left who were here for the funny, witty, clever quotes.

This quote does not exist.
Friend: You might get a boyfriend in 2013
Me: Hey now, hey now, this is what dreams are made of

me: could i have a large
lady at starbucks: Oh, do you mean a venti?
me: can we not do this

 





some day i'll be skinny.
today is not that day though.




 



 
Today in my room with my boyfriend:

            Me: Hey, come here.
            Boyfriend: *Comes over*
            Boyfriend: *Lays his head on me*
            Me: *Strokes his hair*
            Me: I love you.
            Boyfriend: Meow.

 





i'm never going to forgive jamie lynn spears for
getting pregnant at sixteen and ruining zoey 101.




 
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