My pet antelope, George, gained 10
pounds over the summer due to his obsession with curly cheese
puffs. Being an antelope, George loved to jump and run around with
his antelope friends. But now he's too fat to do so. He sunk
into a deep depression about a month ago which is causing him to
eat more. I showed George Witty, and he said that if I got
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