yabster01

That awful moment





when you have a





crush on a guy who is




way out of your





league.

Me is in a relationship with Niall Horan

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because Zayn is taken :)

this happened to me after school today :)

harry (the guy i mention in an earlier quote when he picked up the pee)

My friend dares me to ask for his apple core (he was eating an apple)
*we see him coming back from the bin WITHOUT the apple core*
*i run up to him*
me: hey where did you put that apple core?
him: you don't want to eat that...
me: just tell me where it is please.
him: in the bin
he walks away confused as i run to the bin.
meanwhile my friend talks to him.

Him: she likes apples alot
Friend: yeah she is a bit special like that. but she goes deeper.
him: uh... ok

i come back and his little brother gives me a dirty look. :P

One Direction fact #9425834873
...Yes i did just enter in a random number...

One direction fact #1263
Niall Horan is left handed

Roses are red

My name is Dave

This poem makes no sense

Microwave

The worst threat as a kid is "IM TELLING GOD ON YOU" we tried that on a little kid today and she replied with "I'll tell Justin Beiber on you!"


....Kids have changed....