yuzermali

Status:
Joined: December 3, 2011
Last Seen: 8 years
user id: 246166
Location: Canada
Gender: F
Hello.
Its safe to say I changed alot and I think thats alright.

I've grown to be better. I've walked through hell but you know what?
I kept walking.
Btw check me out on Wattpad - Im currently working on an Islamic story!

Check me out on Wattpad <<<click here:) I fllow back!

Quotes by yuzermali

 





I love how I'm ugly but
 I still expect hot guys to notice me.








 

I  used to be nice...
 ...but then I started bleeding from my crotch
 


 
Some people are so stupid like omg I would explain it to you but I'm sorry, I dont have any crayons with me at the moment so bye now.



 


 
If you watch Home Alone backwards, its a story about two men who are helped out of traps by a young child, who then cleans them up.
Then the child's family comes home and yells at him. 



 


 
I swear, trying to understand some people is like trying to smell the color 9.



 
I  put  the ' pro'  in
 procrastination:)

 
Pretty  words  and  a  fake  smile
 do alot to hide whats vile.

 


 
     Witty: Witty is more fun with friends. Tell your friends about witty.
     
Me: Sure
     Me: If I had friends.
     Me: And if I wanted them to read through my screwd up quotes
     Me: And possibly find out about my screwed up life.
     Me: So, no thank you.



 

Brother: Why is Justin Beaver so-
Me: What did you just say?
Brother: I saaaaaid: why is Justin Beaver-
Me: Bieber. Justin Bieber.
Dad: Yeah, don insult the beavers.
Dad: What did they ever do to you?
Me:
Brother:
Me:
Brother:
Dad:
what?



I swear this just happened. (Btw, my brothers eight so yeah...he actually thout it was Justain Beaver)

I hate being sick  

because

I can't even taste

anything like whats the

point of eating like what

did I do to deserve this?


 
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