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When I need something: Can I have this, please? When my mom needs
When I need something:
Can I have this, please?
When my mom needs something:
WHAT DID YOU SAY? Do you want to spend the rest of the day
in your room?
B*tch please, hand it over.
just me?
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posted April 1, 2012 at 10:13pm UTC tagged with
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grandmother: your the most beautiful of the three. me: you say that to my little sisters, too.. mother: your beautiful and I love you. me: you have to say that because your my mom. dad: i will shoot the boys lined up to date her. me: lines of invisible boys. sisters: we want to be like you! me: ugly and proud? friends: your the prettier one... me: on backwards day. him: your amazing and beautiful. me: omigosh, no one ever told me that before!
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