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One Direction things#190 How to get into One Direction's

  


One Directiothings#190
 

 How to get into One Direction's tour without a ticket.

1. dress up as an old lady and claim you're Harry's girlfriend. 

2.
 dress as an exterminator and say you received a call off Liam complaining about there being too many spoons in the building.

3pretend to be Zayn's old English teacher and say you're concerned he cannot say 'What's happening' properly, so you must see him.

4,  buy a Nando's take out meal and claim you're delivering Niall's order of food.

5. hire a Simon Cowell look alike and make him demand that you are let inside the arena NOW!

6buy a milkshake and tell security that you need to see 1D so you can test the theory of my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

7. dress up as a doctor and tell security you're very concerned about Louis' carrot fascination so you must see him straight away

8. tell security you have lost you parent or guardian and that you need to check inside in order to find them.

9. arrange for Dynamo the magician to meet you outside the arena so he can work his magic and get you inside.


and if all else fails
10. get you friends to dress up as spoons, cats, potatoes, leprechaun, carrots, turtles and woody and a giant pigeon and tell security the supporting band has arrived.
"Niall and The Potatoes"

Directioners YGM ;)

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11 Comments

iloveunicornzsomuch 1 decade ago
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What did this say?? Why is that it all the One Direction quotes are getting deleted?? ugh this is annoying.
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__loveistragic 1 decade ago
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actually going to try number 4 & 8
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StarMoonSun87 1 decade ago
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I think number 8 could work lol (:
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HarryStyleslover 1 decade ago
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With the carrot thing, louis told everyone he doesnt like them and he only said I like girls who eat carrots because he though it was funny and unique and then he said but i just will say so cuz it promotes good healthy eating
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JesusFreak229 1 decade ago
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I think 8 would work!! Lol XD
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SkyBluexxx 1 decade ago
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♫You know... I wouldn't be picking it because it's for Niall but digusing my self as a Nandos worker would probably be the only one that I'd get away with-- That's if I didn't eat it before I got there♫
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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Omg I just laughed so hard!
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liveitupkeeplaughing 1 decade ago
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omgg youu have noo idea how hard i jusst laughed loll
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PrettyXPrincess 1 decade ago
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My English teacher used to be Zayn's English teacher as well. He made us vote for 1D every single X Factor episode :D
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candyjhenx 1 decade ago
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Hahaha! I love these ideas :DD
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alisonz1234 1 decade ago
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The find my mommy think might actucally work hahah!
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posted April 12, 2012 at 10:03pm UTC tagged with celeb

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