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Child Predator: I have candy, come in my van. Me: No thanks.
Child Predator:
I have candy, come in my van.
Me:
No thanks.
Child Predator:
I have One Direction, come in my van.
Me:
Okay.
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AnimexFreak
1 decade ago
we started singing song when a pedo was in our community with a white van and we kept spotting the all the white vans
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mallovesquotes
1 decade ago
I would so go in the van!
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immagoofiegooberyah
1 decade ago
i would sooo go into the van if 1D was there;D
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DieAlone
1 decade ago
TAKE ME WITH YOU!
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