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Friend: If we get caught, pretend we don't speak english
Friend:
If we get caught, pretend we don't speak english
Cop:
What happened here!
Me:
No hablo ingles!
Cop:
Oh que paso?
Me:
Run!
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posted June 11, 2012 at 4:59am UTC tagged with
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