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Douche Bag: F*ck you. Me: Me: Me: Me: At least buy me dinner
Douche Bag:
F*ck you.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
At least buy me dinner first. (;
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posted June 20, 2012 at 11:45pm UTC tagged with
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