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Normal flirting: If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put

Normal flirting: If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.
Me flirting: If I could rearrange the alphabet I would make the sentence!

Their reaction: That's a new one.

I NEVER actually flirt.

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Beautifully_Betrayed 1 decade ago

Your sentance would be the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. This is called a pangram. There are tons of different pandrams but this is the most common one.

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posted July 11, 2012 at 1:28am UTC tagged with funny

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