Funny Quote #6056666
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I'm a teenage girl. My BFF Becky texts and says she's





I'm a teenage girl.


My BFF Becky texts and says she's kissed Johnny.

And that's a problem because I like Johnny.

Now I'm emotionally compromised.

I'm all OMG Becky's not even hot!

 

11 Comments

sawsaw2141998 1 decade ago
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hahah
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XxpandaluverxX 1 decade ago
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lmao i loved this commercial :))
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hallucinating* 1 decade ago
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mgarcia503 1 decade ago
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LMFAO :D I love this commercial :D
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Jessies_Girl 1 decade ago
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ugh i hate these kind of quotes. they're gonna be the end of witty as we know it
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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haha funny
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x0lovethelifeyoulive0x 1 decade ago
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Protect yourself from mayhem like me with AllState
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greyskies 1 decade ago
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i looked this up on the internet, right, AND NOW I CANT STOP WATCHING THEM!!!!!! I'm the smartest raccoon ever.
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AnimexFreak 1 decade ago
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Before my bff and I liked the same person but she didn't know so I helped her be together with him and I was happy when they went out cause the two people I loved were happy together!
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fashionblast 1 decade ago
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Best. Commercials. Ever! :D
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XxVasHappeninxX 1 decade ago
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I LOVE YOU.
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posted July 23, 2012 at 6:44pm UTC tagged with funny