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I'm a teenage girl. My BFF Becky texts and says she's
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My BFF Becky texts and says she's kissed Johnny.
And that's a problem because I like Johnny.
Now I'm emotionally compromised.
I'm all
OMG Becky's not even hot!
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sawsaw2141998
1 decade ago
hahah
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XxpandaluverxX
1 decade ago
lmao i loved this commercial :))
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hallucinating*
1 decade ago
http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/6061468
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mgarcia503
1 decade ago
LMFAO :D I love this commercial :D
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Jessies_Girl
1 decade ago
ugh i hate these kind of quotes. they're gonna be the end of witty as we know it
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[deleted]
1 decade ago
haha funny
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x0lovethelifeyoulive0x
1 decade ago
Protect yourself from mayhem like me with AllState
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greyskies
1 decade ago
i looked this up on the internet, right, AND NOW I CANT STOP WATCHING THEM!!!!!! I'm the smartest raccoon ever.
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AnimexFreak
1 decade ago
Before my bff and I liked the same person but she didn't know so I helped her be together with him and I was happy when they went out cause the two people I loved were happy together!
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fashionblast
1 decade ago
Best. Commercials. Ever! :D
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XxVasHappeninxX
1 decade ago
I LOVE YOU.
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