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*At a gas station with my mom* Mom:You might lock the doors

*At a gas station with my mom* 
Mom:You might lock the doors when i get out. 
Me: Okay but if i lock them and some creeper walks up im not unlocking them so you better figure out a plan for yourself. 
mom: I'll just go inside. 
Me: And leave me out here all alone?!?? Thanks mom!
Mom: Fine i'll ninja kick him!
Me: You'll ninja kick him??! Lol
Mom: Yeah. Does that make you feel better?
Me: Yeah i guess so. 

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posted September 14, 2012 at 10:40am UTC tagged with funny

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