17 Again
First, I'm going to call your father. *everyone laughs* You know Stan, I feel sorry for you. (you don't know me) Oh, but I do. All too well. You're the man, captain of the basketball team, dates the pretty girls, high school is your kingdom. But people, Stan is a bully. Why? It'd be way to easy to say Stan prey's on the weak simply because he's a d i c k. No, no Stan here, is more complex then that, see, according to leading Psychiartists, Stan's a bully for one of three reasons. One, underneath, all of that male bravado, there's an insecure little girl just baging on the closer door trying to get out. Two, like a caveman, Stan's brain is .. underdeveloped. Therefore; Stan is not able to use self-contril and so he acts out aggressively. And the third reason, Stan has a small wiener.
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