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How to annoy your parents..or other people 1)Follow them around

How to annoy your parents..or other people

1)Follow them around the house everywhere.
2)Moo when they say your name.
3)pretend you have amnesia
4)say everything backwards
5)run into walls.
6)say that wearing clothes is against your  religion
7)Go into their room at 4am and say "Goodmorning Sunshine!"
8)Snort loudly when you laugh, then laugh harder
9)Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time
10)pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!"
11)Talk to a pen {ex. oh you write so nicely! Yes yes you do}
12)Switch the light switch on and off for a while and then yell "oh I get It!"
13)Try to climb the wall.
14)Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people"
15)At everything they say yell "LIAR!"
16)When you take a shower yell "Im drowning!! Im drowning!!"
17)Tap on their door all night and say help me qadfgbnklkmh!!"
18)Talk to the comercial guy on tv about your problems.
19) sing while you are using the bathroom.

NMQ

2 Comments

tayl0rl0vesy0u 1 decade ago
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Hahah
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blieber 1 decade ago
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imma do each one now :P
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posted September 29, 2012 at 4:21pm UTC tagged with funny

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