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My master project is... a mermaid costume... for our cat ~Modern
My master project is...
a mermaid costume...
for our cat
~Modern Family
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posted October 12, 2012 at 7:21pm UTC tagged with
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"Always look people in the eye, Even if they are blind. Just go up to them and say 'Hey, I'm looking you in the eye'". ~Modern Family
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