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Girl: What do you do for a living? Boy: I hunt and kill aliens.

Girl: What do you do for a living?
Boy: I hunt and kill aliens.
Girl: What?! Aliens aren't real!
Boy: Have you ever seen one?
Girl: No..
Boy: You're welcome.

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TheOtherDirection

posted October 24, 2012 at 5:37am UTC tagged with funny

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