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My crush's eyes lock with mine. He was smiling. What's

My crush's eyes lock with mine. He was smiling.

What's on my face?

Well, nothing. He just looked into my eyes since he thought I was "cute".

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posted October 31, 2012 at 9:15pm UTC tagged with funny

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