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You: I'm 21 years old and I can't pass the driver's

You: I'm 21 years old and I can't pass the driver's test. My boss is cheap and I get no money. My co-worker is mean to me and it's really terrible.
Stranger: Wow. I'm really sorry for you...
You: My best friend is a stupid person who can't tell what's a burger from the sand! You know what the worst part about my life is?!
Stranger: What?...
You: I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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posted October 31, 2012 at 9:25pm UTC tagged with funny

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