You: I'm 21 years old and I
can't pass the driver's test. My boss is cheap and I get no
money. My co-worker is mean to me and it's really terrible.
Stranger: Wow. I'm
really sorry for you...
You: My best friend is
a stupid person who can't tell what's a burger from the
sand! You know what the worst part about my life is?!
Stranger: What?...
You: I live in a
pineapple under the sea.