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That awkward moment when you realize that every house has a

That awkward moment when
you realize that every house has a particular smell,
But you can't smell the one at your house.

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bubbleeater24 1 decade ago

oh my god i thought it was only me :D

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posted November 12, 2012 at 6:00pm UTC tagged with funny

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.....and maybe it's true that I can't live without you.
Every three seconds, a person commits suicide. Do you know the meaning of this phrase? Every three seconds, a heart stops beating. Every three seconds, a dream turns into powder. Every three seconds, a person gives their last sigh and says, "I'm done." Three seconds make a mother blame herself for eternity. Three seconds are between love and hate, love and dependency. So toady, I write for the people that have already gone to the limit. That have almost given up. I dedicate this to all whom for a little bit didn't pain turn into craziness, That dropped the knife and the pills on the last second. That didn't pull the trigger. That were able to look through the blurry eyes and see a reason to smile again. nmq

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