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babysitting a five year old Her: Do you know where do babies

*babysitting a five year old*
Her: Do you know where do babies come from?
Me: ... umh a sotrk brings them...
Her: No! your tummy explodes and then you poop them out!
Me:
Me:
Me: lolwut...

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posted November 18, 2012 at 7:01pm UTC tagged with funny

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*babysitting a five year old* Her: Do you know where do babies