50 State Stereotypes
Alabama: The state bird is the NASCAR
Alaska: I can see seasonal depression from here
Arizona: Keeping Indians in and Mexicans out
Arkansas: Great scenery, brilliant people...I'm sorry, I can't. We have Walmart?
California: Gay Mexican boob job hippies who really want to direct
Colorado: Snow! I mean cocaine, but we're also known for skiing.
Connecticut: Great schools, because there's nothing else to do.
Deleware: Come, we've got low incororation fees. No seriously, please come.
Florida: The furthur north you go, the more south it gets.
Georgia: Atlanta! We're kind of ashamed of the rest of it, though.
Hawaii: If you lived here, you'd be lazy too.
Idaho: Potatoes and Napoleon Dynamite. Gawd, we're cool.
Illinois: Look, a non-corrupt politician for once. So far.
Indiana: You have to drive through us to get somewhere better
Iowa: 56,000 square miles of dull.
Kansas: White-breds making white breads
Kentucky: Farming from the future, textbooks from 1925
Louisiana: Thanks BP, as if we didn't have enough problems
Maine: A wicked lot a'moose, eh?
Maryland: Have Jeeves bring the lobster boat around
Massachusetts: Our chief export is obnoxious Pats fans
Michigan: Cereal makers, serial killers
Minnesota: Too nice not to elect d*uchey governors
Mississippi: I'm gonna need a bigger Bible belt
Missouri: We're #1! In meth...
Montana: Speed limits don't matter when you're drunk
Nebraska: Football, drawls, and overalls
Nevada: No laws, no problem! Except all the murders.
New Hampshire: Half hippie, half French, all upperclass
New Jersey: Guidos, turnpikes, leeching off of new New York and Philly
New Mexico: Like regular Mexico, but more UFO's
New York: Worlds 14th biggest city, 1st biggest ego
North Carolina: First in flight and lung cancer
North Dakota: Somehow worse than South Dakota
Ohio: People care about us at election time!
Oklahoma: Ten days tornado free
Oregon: Dreadlocks on white people
Pennsylvania: Even our Amish will fight you
Rhode Island: No seriously, we're a state
South Carolina: Still accepting confederate dollars
South Dakota: At least we're not North Dakota
Tennessee: Where white people music comes form
Texas: Everything is bigger, even our morons
Utah: Multiple homely wives
Vermont: Gay marriages on maple syrup farms
Virginia: From the center of civilization to hicksville in 20 minutes flat
Washington: Richer hippies than Oregon
West Virginia: The inbred love child of Virginia and DC
Wisconsin: It's too cold to be sober
Wyoming: We don't have any gay cowboys, ok? Okay, maybe a few gay cowboys
Alabama: The state bird is the NASCAR
Alaska: I can see seasonal depression from here
Arizona: Keeping Indians in and Mexicans out
Arkansas: Great scenery, brilliant people...I'm sorry, I can't. We have Walmart?
California: Gay Mexican boob job hippies who really want to direct
Colorado: Snow! I mean cocaine, but we're also known for skiing.
Connecticut: Great schools, because there's nothing else to do.
Deleware: Come, we've got low incororation fees. No seriously, please come.
Florida: The furthur north you go, the more south it gets.
Georgia: Atlanta! We're kind of ashamed of the rest of it, though.
Hawaii: If you lived here, you'd be lazy too.
Idaho: Potatoes and Napoleon Dynamite. Gawd, we're cool.
Illinois: Look, a non-corrupt politician for once. So far.
Indiana: You have to drive through us to get somewhere better
Iowa: 56,000 square miles of dull.
Kansas: White-breds making white breads
Kentucky: Farming from the future, textbooks from 1925
Louisiana: Thanks BP, as if we didn't have enough problems
Maine: A wicked lot a'moose, eh?
Maryland: Have Jeeves bring the lobster boat around
Massachusetts: Our chief export is obnoxious Pats fans
Michigan: Cereal makers, serial killers
Minnesota: Too nice not to elect d*uchey governors
Mississippi: I'm gonna need a bigger Bible belt
Missouri: We're #1! In meth...
Montana: Speed limits don't matter when you're drunk
Nebraska: Football, drawls, and overalls
Nevada: No laws, no problem! Except all the murders.
New Hampshire: Half hippie, half French, all upperclass
New Jersey: Guidos, turnpikes, leeching off of new New York and Philly
New Mexico: Like regular Mexico, but more UFO's
New York: Worlds 14th biggest city, 1st biggest ego
North Carolina: First in flight and lung cancer
North Dakota: Somehow worse than South Dakota
Ohio: People care about us at election time!
Oklahoma: Ten days tornado free
Oregon: Dreadlocks on white people
Pennsylvania: Even our Amish will fight you
Rhode Island: No seriously, we're a state
South Carolina: Still accepting confederate dollars
South Dakota: At least we're not North Dakota
Tennessee: Where white people music comes form
Texas: Everything is bigger, even our morons
Utah: Multiple homely wives
Vermont: Gay marriages on maple syrup farms
Virginia: From the center of civilization to hicksville in 20 minutes flat
Washington: Richer hippies than Oregon
West Virginia: The inbred love child of Virginia and DC
Wisconsin: It's too cold to be sober
Wyoming: We don't have any gay cowboys, ok? Okay, maybe a few gay cowboys
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Arkansas: Come for the meth. Stay because you sold your car for meth.
Which is reasonable. When I used to live in the Appalachian mountains, my babysitter was Amish.
Thank god I moved to The Burgh. ._.