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"Okay, they're coming," said Hassan. "What's




"Okay, they're coming," said Hassan. "What's your name?"
"Pierre."
"Okay. I'm Salinger, pronounced SalinZHAY."
"Y'all here for the tour, are ya," Lindsey's boyfriend said.
"Yes. I am Salinzhay," Hassan said, his accent passable if not magnificent. "This is my cousin Pierre. We visit your country for the first time, and we wish to see the Archduke, who started our- how you say- first Earth war."

-An Abundance of Katherines, John Green




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posted January 18, 2013 at 10:46pm UTC tagged with funny