"Okay, they're coming," said Hassan.
"What's your name?"
"Pierre."
"Okay. I'm Salinger, pronounced SalinZHAY."
"Y'all here for the tour, are ya," Lindsey's
boyfriend said.
"Yes. I am Salinzhay," Hassan said, his accent passable
if not magnificent. "This is my cousin Pierre. We visit your
country for the first time, and we wish to see the Archduke, who
started our- how you say- first Earth war."
-An Abundance of Katherines, John Green