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posted January 28, 2013 at 8:14pm UTC tagged with funny, lol, tumblr

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Box of chocolates: $10 Flowers: $20 Dinner and a movie: $40 Keeping your $70 on Valentine's day because you're single: Priceless
Is it just me, or did we used to have normal-scented shampoos before? Everything was just strawberry, cinnamon, and citrus. Nice, normal things. Now I pick up a bottle of shampoo and it's all like: "DEW GATHERED BY MONKS FROM THE HIMALAYA MOUNTAINS MIXED WITH A ROOT OF AN ASNCLSCHBK PLANT THAT GROWS ONLY IN AN OBSCURE VILLIAGE IN AMAZONIA, WITH A DASH OF MAGICAL BERRIES FROM NARNIA TO GIVE YOU HAIR SOME VOLUME." AND YOU KNOW WHAT? IT STILL SMELLS LIKE CITRUS TO ME.

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