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SMITTY WERBENJAGERMAN JENSON he was #1

SMITTY WERBENJAGERMAN JENSON

he was #1

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posted February 2, 2013 at 3:04pm UTC tagged with funny, famous, lol, true, facebook, tumblr, spongebob

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Is it just me, or did we used to have normal-scented shampoos before? Everything was just strawberry, cinnamon, and citrus. Nice, normal things. Now I pick up a bottle of shampoo and it's all like: "DEW GATHERED BY MONKS FROM THE HIMALAYA MOUNTAINS MIXED WITH A ROOT OF AN ASNCLSCHBK PLANT THAT GROWS ONLY IN AN OBSCURE VILLIAGE IN AMAZONIA, WITH A DASH OF MAGICAL BERRIES FROM NARNIA TO GIVE YOU HAIR SOME VOLUME." AND YOU KNOW WHAT? IT STILL SMELLS LIKE CITRUS TO ME.
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