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Anonymous asked : See Steve this is why we love you. We don't

Anonymous asked : See Steve this is why we love you. We don't know you or if Steve is your name but you're like an awkward father figure to all of us lost Wittians! Thank you so much<3

Thanks. Now go do your homework and take out the trash.

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dragonfly26

posted February 8, 2013 at 1:00pm UTC tagged with witty, steve, blog, funny

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I've kind of always wanted to just walk up to a boy that I don't know and be all like "I probably won't ever see you again, so it won't make a difference, but I think you're really cute." I think it'd be fun to be bold for once.
Me at a school debate: Me: omg he's soo cute Me: What the heck is he doing in debate club? Me: I should talk to him Me: We shook hands at the last debate Me: We're soulmates Me: He obviously feels the same way Me: What should I say? Me: I probably won't ever se you again, so it won't make a difference Me: But I think you're really cute Me: .............. Me: Genius! Me: *walks near boy* Boy: *Looks at me* Me: ABORT ABORT ABORT Me: He wasn't that cute.....

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