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I wander if our parents had an equivilent of Witty When they

I wander if our parents had an equivilent of Witty

When they were young?

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ChekkaWay 1 decade ago

What? writing letters and sticking them a noticboard?? ;)

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mexismoo 1 decade ago

But how would other people see them?

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ChekkaWay 1 decade ago

i meant on a public noticeboard.. it was a joke anyway.... ok my humour is wasted you on

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mexismoo 1 decade ago

oh yeah :L blonde moment

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posted February 8, 2013 at 1:08pm UTC tagged with funny, questions, iwander

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