Hey Witty Who wants to help a friend out? (that friend being

omg u got asked to prom??? i don't like to wear dresses and makeup either but i can still help u if u want u should so go! If u can't find a dress u can borrow one of mine if u want

haha oh you're gonna tell your mom aren't you
god help me if she finds out jfc like honestly she's going to freak out so bad

and nah i can find my own lol yours wouldn't fit me anyway remember still a midget

lol she prob would i won't tell her at least not until like the night of it ahaha. lol i have a couple that r too short i believe if u need a last resort dress.

ok lol good

YOU'RE DATING A SENIOR ????

YES I AM
YOU LIKE CAPS LOCK?
THATS COOL ME TOO

I DO LOL YOU'RE SO LUCKY!!

I KNOW I AM IM LUCKY IM DATING ANYONE LIKE LOOK AT MY FACE JFC I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW
well he does have glasses so vision is eh that's probably part of it

Glasses are cute so are baseball pants and studs in their ear ;) I think your pretty

he has 2/3 and ok suuure ill go with that

What's 2/3 ?? Lol I'm so awkward ... lol you are!

two of the three things you listed (he also has ears pierced lol)

I just think a boy having a stud in his ear is so cute because your like yea I'm a boy I have my ears pierced gotta a problem?

yeah hes probably gonna do gauges in a few months once the normal piercings are like, stable

I don't really like gauges im like like a little diamond stud or whatever

eh i dont care
it depends on size but below a size 0 (its like, a centimeter, less probably) is ok
my friend has really cool plugs though she has like, mood ones
like the mood rings we all would play with in like 5th grade? yeah those except they're color-changing sugar skulls on the plugs its really neat
and another person has glow-in-the-dark ones, also cool

What freaks me out is the people who putt those really big holes in their ears and put a big circle in it. That's just gross

yeah sometimes bigger ones look ok on people but usually its just like ew no
but no what you do is you take a padlock, lock it through, and walk away

i will c:

vv see below response please?

YOURE DATING A SENIOR? omg lol lucky c; and well does he have any friend you guys would go with? if he does you shouuld meet his friend's girlfriend and you guys could talk, if not just go and kinda meet his friends, yeno? You should go, it'd be fun and the last dance you could go with each other ~

yes, i know, i know lmfao that's everyones reaction xD
i know his friends
and they're almost all freshmen and sophmores
and single lmfao
so um yeah
and then this one freshman guy i know got asked to go with a senior but said no (sigh im mad at him we couldve been the awkward freshmen together -.-)
but yeahhhh

just go ! :D
I mean like tell him you'd be a bit uncomfortable bc then he won't be like wtf is wrong with her?
but yeah gogogogogogogo :D

no i know i already said yes to going but what do i do now lmfao

werk that freshie swagg~

ew what swag i'm the biggest loser on earth
although now that i have a boyfriend a bunch of popular kids keep being like 'hi natalie' and im just like 'hi...?' and its awkward because 1. they never talked to me before, and 2. i dont like them so yeah
idk why is my life so awkward how do i do this life thing like where is the instruction manual ok

you just go with the flow bbg.
make sure you get a pretty dress okokok

no duh but how do i do that lmfao pretty and me dont work together ok
me: http://drawception.com/pub/panels/2012/7-18/9HwrdybGrH-8.png
i think that explains my point

no no no,
you're beautiful ma dearr.
just, I mean OUT FAB THE SENIORS :P

bu..bu... but... that requires
a dress (ew)
and and and and m-m-m-m-makeup
and even a... i can't say it... hair straightener
I DONT LIKE GIRLY THINGS
OK THOSE THREE THINGS ARE LIKE MY BIGGEST FEARS
i would literally rather not eat for a day than wear makeup for a day ok i hate it so much
same with straightening my hair
and idk dresses aren't as bad but i still hate them sigh

omfg read the comments here: http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/6710991
and lol ya but IDEK
you don't have to straighten your hair and wear make up and pretendd to be someone you're not
if it makes you feel better, wear a tux

ew no lmfao that would be so awkward everyone would be like wtf
it'd be comfortable but id feel (and look) like a total freak lol so um i'll go with the dress lol

ahahaha ;)
it's your choice lol

lol it was so awkward when he asked me
(it may or may not have been slightly prompted by his twin sister attacking him when she asked me if he had asked yet and i said no he didn't lmfao)(but she had said before that he was planning to so yeah)(idk i love his family they're all great)(even though theres like 10 of them)(in his house)(idk why theres parentheses everywhere)

r u ok
u r noT ok
u need sleep

i'm not oKAAAAAAAAY sorry mcr moment there
and sleep whats sleep
no you see this is what happens when my meds wear off hehehe i am high on lack of drugs, ironically enough (aka adhd medication)
sadly sleeping doesn't work
happily adderall means idgaf because i'll be awake and alert no matter what because yay for meds that keep you awake
okay maybe i need some sleep
no not really
okay
im just hyper
ignore this
this is the adhd speaking
adHD STAHP

adhd says sorry
okay
i think i see your point

Sure ill help. What's wrong?

Nothing wrong
It's just my boyfriend asked me to senior prom and i don't know what to do and I can't ask any of my friends what they're doing because i'm a freshman so none of them are going and i don't know what to do and im bad at this whole girl-ish stuff like dresses like what how where who i have no idea what im doing okay

The main thing you need to focus on is confidence. If you feel that you look amazing than people's comments and weird looks won't matter. And try not to be too clingy. He has his own group of friends I assume and it's his prom so don't try to be too clingy and follow him everywhere he goes. Try to invite a friend if that's possible but if not have fun with random people, it's prom after all.

but that's the problem its SENIOR prom i dont know anyone there
although most of his friends are freshman/sophmores/juniors so yeah
but like how can i not be clingy if i dont know anyone
and how an i look amazing im a potato lmfao

I feel the same way. I'm like the most weirdest potatoe i know, but you'd be surprised how confident a cute dress and killer hills will make you feel. And to not be clingy- don't follow him everywhere and try not to complain a lot. If he's a good guy he will make you feel comfortable around him and his friends, if not you can get in witty and tell us about your akward day. Try to have fun though. Don't focus in the bad so much. Try to stay positive ((but not HIV positive. Lol);)

HEELS? i can barely walk in sneakers, forget dancing, (literally, i cant dance. like my friend tried to teach me to slow dance and i fell over)(if youre wondering how that's possible since you dont even move, *exactly*)
but thanks for the advice lol

and omfg i just snorted at that last line LOL

Wow! I'm trying to give you advice but you sound just like me. Im shocked at how similar we are. When i give advice I assume that the person I'm talking to is the complete opposite of me. I can't walk in heels, and I can't dance if my life depended on it. Honestly, if I were you I would rock something comfy, like a simple dress and some converse and avoid ALL dancing. Well except fist pumping.You can't go wrong with fist pumping. And make jokes out of your awkwardness. If your awkward, and everyone can tell that you cant dance and you look like your about to break down and cry any minute people are going to laugh. Try being that funny awkward freshman that made everyone laugh( not in a cruel way) I like that you don't fit into the cookie cutter girl that society wants every girl to be. You made a quote asking for advice, not to brag about the new stilettos you got, or the make up your going to wear. Your real and this website should have more people like you.:)

lol see my latest reply to MyWittyProfile in response to the end of that
and i can't walk in anything.
on the bright side, its the seniors last day of school so it doesn't matter, even if i make a total fool of myself, i'm never going to see any of them ever again so *sings* IIIIII DOOOOONT CAAAAAAAAAAAARE ok sorry that was necessary here's the reference http://24.media.tumblr.com/d546414b4a41283c3f8858f371d801ed/tumblr_mjk90sg1fb1qc0g3oo1_250.gif so yeah

You're right. YOLO
(Does anybody even say that anymore?) you'll laugh at that prom one day.

Lol one day im already laughing at it and it hasnt even happened yet
and its a thursday bc seniors last day of school but not for me so yeah im also laughing at how totally dead i'll be the next day (hopefully its not a school day but im prettysure it is its a friday so)

Your so positive about this. This is so irrelevent to this convo but when I look at my recent notifications and your name up it says that it was added at like 2 something in the morning. Is it 2 something were you live?

oh no lol its like 10:55pm haha
why is it 2 where YOU live?
wait no thats impossible bc europe is closest to the east and thats a 5 hr difference what

You live in Europe? It's like 10:10 here. I live in Bellwood which is a small western suburb in Illinois. I live really close to Chicago. I even lived in Chicago for a while.

no lol i don't, i live in massachusetts.
i actually live like 5 miles from steve's PO box lmao

Wow. Am I the only one who never seen Steve before?

ive never seen him i just know he lives near me