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"Beauty Sleep" is such bs. I sleep twelve hours a

"Beauty Sleep" is such bs.
I sleep twelve hours a day and I still look like a trash can.

But a very cute trash can.
Make all the other trash cans go BANGBANGCRASH.

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Keyboardfreak898

posted April 14, 2013 at 11:42am UTC tagged with true, tumblr, beauty, trashcansgobangbangcrash, funny

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