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Balloons are so weird. It's like: "Happy birthday, here's

Balloons are so weird. It's like:
"Happy birthday, here's a colorful sack of my breath."

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posted June 6, 2013 at 9:00pm UTC tagged with funny, lol, true, happy, weird, birthday, breath, happybirthday, balloons, ballon, sack

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