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*Driving in the car with my brother* brother: Do I want to kill


*Driving in the car with my brother*
brother: Do I want to kill us?
me: what?
brother:
brother: 
Eh, f.ck it
brother: *pulls out his phone and starts texting while driving*

 
At least he considered the consequences.

4 Comments

Chris* 1 decade ago
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I sort of want to marry him a little bit
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finding_nemo 1 decade ago
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if you can get past the long hair I'll totally play match maker
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Chris* 1 decade ago
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I love you omg. Like, oh gosh I love you.
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finding_nemo 1 decade ago
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good, being loved is one of my favorite things to be
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