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The Food Cycle 4 girlz *eats a burger, king fries, and triple

The Food Cycle   4 girlz
*eats a burger, king fries, and triple scoop ice cream, then drinks 2 cans of coke*
"I swear, I'm going to start going on a diet tomorrow."
The next day...
*eats a pizza and half of a family sized chips bag*
"Tomorrow, for sure. I need to look good in front of my boyfriend."
Repeat from top.



The Food Cycle       for guys

*watches girl food cycle*
*laughs*
*wonders how girls do it and calls girlfriend*
*girlfriend laughs and tells him she's too fat and to get advice from someone else*
*calls other girlfriend*
*other girlfriend asks if he's cheating on her and explains that the first girlfriend is at her house*
*hangs up quickly, raids the fridge, and runs away without being seen*
Repeat from top.


This is why I'm single and don't worry about how much I eat.




 

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