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Conversation with me and my best friends: Friend 1: hey, baby,

Conversation with me and my best friends:


Friend 1: 
 hey, baby, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Me:  *dramatically flips hair* *flirtily smiles* yeah, it did actually .
Friend 1:  *leans closer* it looks like it you landed on your face. god, that fall really messed you up!
Me:  ..................................
Friend 1:  oh my god seriously i will donate for face reconstruction.
Me:  ..................................
Friend 2:  *walks up* whoa tha'ts some pretty serious damage.
Friend 1:  i know right!
Friend 2:  poor baby, i feel so bad for you!
Me:  you guys.......
Friend 1:  oh no the experience is too traumatic
Friend 2:  she cant talk about it yet
Friend 2:  it's too soon
Me:  you guys i'm fine i never landed on my face
Friend 1:
Friend 2:
Morgan Freeman:
Kelly Clarkson:
Ronald McDonald:
God himself:  
...........awkward...........
Friend 1 and 2:  *backs away* *walks off slowly*



 

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posted July 2, 2013 at 1:23pm UTC tagged with funny, joke, lol, true, weird, friends, conversation, god, lmao, morganfreeman, face, heaven, kellyclarkson

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