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Basically I am petrified of letting anyone use my laptop ever,

Basically I am petrified of letting anyone use my laptop ever, because I'm afraid that they'll somehow find something absoloutely horrific or embarrasing that I had no idea was there.

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josephxX

posted September 22, 2013 at 1:46pm UTC tagged with true, laptop, dan, danisnotonfire, agh, cute

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