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I N S T E A D O F K I L L I N G Y O U R S E L F wait until a

I N S T E A D  O F   K I L L I N G   Y O U R S E L F

wait until

a year or 2 from now

where you say,


I can't believe I was going to kill myself before I

went skinny dipping,

tried out for a game show,

rode a camel drunk,

skydived alone,

learned to waltz with clumsy old people,

photographed electric jelly fish,

built a sail boat from trash,

taught someone how to read,

fell in love,

etc, etc, etc.."


The red washing

down the drain

can't change the colour of the sea

at all.

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posted October 11, 2013 at 3:16pm UTC tagged with funny, lol, weird, contest_lame_pun, contest_meaningful_lyrics, contest_lame_puns, contest_rap_like_lil_wayne, contest_weirdest_song_youve_listened_to, contest_quote_like_a_poet, contest_weirdest_song_ive_ever_heard, contest_original_school_problems, contest_best_modern_proverb, contest_life_problems, contest_inspire_and_motivate, contest_best_love_quotes, contest_witty_problems, contest_relatable_quotes, contest_friendship, contest_relatable_quote, contest_scariest_word_story, contest_nothing, contest_inspirational_quotes, contest_prettiest_original_format, contest_lamepun, contest_lame_punpun, contest_cute_lyrics, contest_best_point, contest_religious, contest_love, contest_wings, contest_stregth, contest_matched, contest_crossed, contest_hope, contest_moving, contest_inspirational, contest_rap_like_lilwayne, contest_life, contest_breakup, contest_break_up, contest_funniest_quote, contest_story_quote, contest_best_broadway_lyrics, contest_forget, contest_inpirational, contest_cute, contest_best_school_story, contest_funny, contest_best_lyrics, contest_nerd, contest_wtf, contest_feelings, contest_lyrics, contest_iguanas, contest_true_converstations_that_are_funny, contest_best_quote_about_taylor, contest_shortesthorrorstoryever, contest_original_quote, contest_advice, contest_true_conversations_that_are_funny, contest_best_quote, contest_love2, contest_school_story, contest_true, contest_quote, contest_strength, contest_funniest_quotes, contest_best_love_quote, contest_feelingslove, contest_poem, contest_lamepunpun, contest_a_girl_problem, contest_goodbye, contest_best_advice, contest_crazy, contest_meangirls, contest_moviequotes, contest_happy_birthday, contest_meaningfullyrics, advice