15 THINGS TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE
INSANE!!
1. Follow them around the house
everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your
name.
3. Run into walls.
4. Say that wearing clothes is against
your religion.
5. Stand over them at four in the
morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning
sunshine
6. Pluck someone's hair out and
yell, "DNA"
7. Wear a sticker that says,
"I'm a monkey butt"
8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you
talk to all the time.
9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I
will not make out with you!!"
10. Do what they actually tell
you.
11. Jump off the roof, trying to
fly.
12. Hold their hand and whisper to
them, I see dead people.
13. At everything they say yell,
Liar.
14. Try to swim in the
floor.
15. Tap on their door all
night.