Mum: Hold your
horses.
Me: So, you are buying me
horses?
Mum: No, it's an
expression.
Me: Yes, if you bought me horses
I'd have a happy expression.
Mum: For Gods
Sake.
Me: What has my horses got to do
with God?
Don't use Gods name in vain.
Mum: Are you telling
me off?
Me: Are you buying me
horses?