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• So yesterday I was at the store with my mom and I was wearing these cool triangle sunglasses that I bought a few days before. Out of nowhere, this guy just jumps out at me, pulls me into a hug, and yells at the top of his lungs, "OH MY GOD DIRK! DIRK, I'VE FINALLY FOUND YOU!" and then he just ran off. ... It took me a whole five minutes before I knew what he meant.
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