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a boyfriend girlfriend and the boyfriend's sister talking

*a boyfriend girlfriend and the boyfriend's sister talking*
  Boyfriend: *talking about work*
  Girlfriend: *talking about applying for a job*
  Sister: So have you guys had sëx yet?
  Everyone in the room: ...

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CharliesTheName

posted March 14, 2014 at 4:31pm UTC tagged with boyfriend, girlfriend, funny

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