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sorry, he said, we don't make those kinds of stickers. we

sorry, he said, we don't make those kinds of stickers.
we specialise in packing tape, he said.
that's what i want, i told him. rather than  f r a g i l e ,
custom print  w a n t e d  t o   d i e 
and wrap my coffin in it at two o'clock tomorrow
instead of the rope.
i'm afraid i'll be putting that to other use.


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