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Dear Jimmy365,

If you look at the rules, more specifically rule Q, it states:

"Quotes cannot contain signatures. Do not sign your quotes at the bottom. Your name and link to your profile will always appear next to the quote."

I'm referring to the signatures you put at the bottom of your quotes like: 

j i m m y 3 6 5  |  l o v e
j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

and so forth.

This isn't an argument but if you get offended

*gets absolutely nothing done* well time for a break

i hate teachers who give homework over break
like do u not understand what a break is
do u want me to demonstrate on ur neck

You treated me kind of sh.itty, you know. And I would have never done
that to you because I cared about you. I guess I just thought that you cared about me, too.

Ben and Jerry's should
be sold as medicine for painful break-ups .


me after winter break: lol whats the name of my school again

 I want to be in a sitcom where someone breaks a wall and then I can say “Gosh darn it, this is the FOURTH WALL you’ve broken this month!” then I will begin to make unbreakable uncomfortable eye contact with the camera as the studio audience laughter raises in volume and becomes terrifyingly loud and then it all goes to static and the show ends

One of these days the sky's gonna break.

Sometimes I worry that you've ruined me forever. But, then I remember
I was ruined long before you, and maybe I just want to pin the blame one someone a little less ruined and a little less sad.
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